Tirana to Dubrovnik

Tirana to Dubrovnik

Mhairi and I love a BBC programme called “Race Across the World”, in which five couples compete with each other to follow a fixed route on a very limited budget. It makes for great television but it looks like 50 days’ of torture and would be our idea of hell. We like our comforts!!

Travelling from Tirana to Dubrovnik, however, got us about as close to RATW as we’d like to get. There is no train or boat route and hiring a one way car in Albania is both very difficult and, frankly, suicidal given local driving behaviours. Private car ownership was outlawed until 1991 and they still seem to be getting the hang of sharing the road with other people.

So our only means of transport was a 10½ hour bus journey via the capital of Montenegro. At least Mhairi has her superpower of falling asleep at the departure point and waking up on arrival – effectively a form of time travel – but I’d downloaded some books and TV programmes and stocked up with snacks to help with the boredom and discomfort.

As it turned out, we absolutely loved the journey and didn’t need to sleep or read. We stopped every couple of hours and the regular border checkpoints gave us a break from the bus as we stood in line to get our passports stamped. On the single border check that we didn’t have to get off the bus, all the passengers handed the driver our passports, reminding us of our friend Rod’s prediction of where our travelling must inevitably lead us – holding a copy of a recent newspaper in a drug cartel’s ransom video. Thanks Rod. 😊

The journey isn’t so far as the crow flies but the distance almost doubles by road as it follows the many bays and inlets of a truly spectacular coastline. I’m talking proper, big-scale, jaw-dropping Spectacular here.  Think Swiss Alps, Angkor Wat, the southbound A77 descending majestically into the Dutch House roundabout Spectacular. And besides which, I think to myself, what else have we got to do with our time than just appreciate our good fortune and the beauty of all this?

The beauty of the bay of Kotor is out of this world. It took an hour just to navigate this bay and we watched in envy as the many locals and tourists still swam in the bay while the sun was sinking behind the surrounding mountains.
This photo was our ‘reward’ for the ten and a half hour journey. The view from our apartment as the sun finally set into the sea after a long, hot day.

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  1. geraldinereidb8a7c384c3 avatar
    geraldinereidb8a7c384c3

    Hi 👋 

    Loving your updates ! 

    Keep trying to leave comments but have not mastered the know how hee hee 😛 

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    1. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

      You’ve mastered it, Geraldine! Glad you’re enjoying it. We’re having a ball, both travelling and creating the blog. We’ve decided it will be a great way to remember our adventures when the kids have us locked up in a nursing home. 😂😂xx

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  2. geraldinereidb8a7c384c3 avatar
    geraldinereidb8a7c384c3

    Hi 👋

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  3. maggiehdunn avatar
    maggiehdunn

    Amazing journey – did you meet any characters on the bus?

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    1. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

      Well, I could tell you about the guy with the fabulous moustache who sat behind us on the bus. It sounded like he was making really dodgy deals and trusts were being discussed, so I was listening avidly! Gerry spoke to him later and it transpired he had a place in Texas, travelled extensively in Europe and Africa, and was involved in charity work in Malawi. Never judge a book, and all that. I could tell you about him, but I bet Gerry is keeping that story for an after dinner tale, so I won’t.

      Or, I could tell you about the young Albanian guy who looked like he was covered in prison tatoos and who had been downright rude all day.

      Anyway, we get to our last border crossing and a customs guy appears out of nowhere and drags him off the bus. I thought he’d found out that he’d been queue jumping all day, but no, much more serious. He’d been smoking in a no smoking zone at the border. Even more shockingly, he had put out his cigarette with his foot and left it lying on the ground. The customs guy was apoplectic! He shouted at him several times to get his stuff off the bus and ‘go home’ to his own country.

      The bus driver insisted that he pick up the cigarette butt and put it in the bin, which he finally did with as much grace as Jason Pickford scooping out a ball from the net. Customs guy still not happy and repeatedly told him he would get 6 months in prison for his crime.

      After much conversation between bus driver and customs guy we were finally on our way, with sulky kid still on the bus. Maybe he had connections?

      Anyway, I could tell you about him, but we’ll leave it for another time. 😉xx

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    maggiehdunn

    Thought it might be a bit spicy!

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  5. reid1552 avatar
    reid1552

    Loving these. Great pictures and a good wee laugh thrown in too. Also love RATW and you pair are reminding me very much of that especially with the long bus journey. Happy travels guys x

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    1. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

      Thanks Sylvia. I was dreading the journey but it ended up being a real highlight. Not that I’ll rush to do it again mind. 😂😂 Great news about the baby. More excuses for you to visit Dubai! xx

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      1. reid1552 avatar
        reid1552

        It’s Carole, I made this comment about RATW and the bus journey x

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      2. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

        Hilarious, Carole! I thought of you as you’re wee reidie, but I decided you’d be under Tait for email. At least now I know. Sorry if you got excited about visiting Dubai! 😂😂😂 Hope you’re doing well and Matthew had a great 21st birthday celebration. xx

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        reid1552

        Was laughing to myself but in fairness I realised after I’d typed it that I should’ve put my name at the end. The baby comment worried me more lol. Doing fine thanks and Matthew had a great 21st birthday thanks x

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  6. sjbarnett avatar
    sjbarnett

    Amazing photos. It seems you’re getting the hang of it Gerry 😉 The bus ride was clearly worth it.

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    1. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

      Thanks Sean. We thought the bus would be something to be endured rather than enjoyed but it turned out to be great fun. Wouldn’t do it every day but would definitely do it again. 😄

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  7. Jill Tate avatar
    Jill Tate

    Wow this looks amazing Gerry, looks like its been a great start to your race around the world. 🙂

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    1. Mhairi and Gerry avatar

      Thanks Jill. Ours has been more of a leisurely dander than a race!! We’re very much enjoying holiday mode. 😎🍻 xx

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  8. Geraldine Reid avatar
    Geraldine Reid

    Anymore posts ?

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  9. Geraldine Reid avatar
    Geraldine Reid

    Oops for some reason updates had not been coming to me – have subscribed again !

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